i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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