Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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