brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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