Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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