Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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