If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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