This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
