Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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