And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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