I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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