But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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