if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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