Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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