Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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