I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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