My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
