no. you can't hotbox the world.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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