I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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