well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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