Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
