Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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