no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Did I show you my penis last night?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Vodka?
Forever.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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