she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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