well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
So apparently I’m into choking now
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