Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
