Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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