When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
