he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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