I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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