You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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