We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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