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(604): View more from British Columbia

it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.

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(478): View more from Georgia

she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet

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(416): View more from Toronto

I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.

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(316): View more from Kansas

At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment

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(231): View more from Michigan

Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night

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(207): View more from Maine

She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂

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(303): View more from Colorado

We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’

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That’s all I’m saying

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