Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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