question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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