Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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