There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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