Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
40s are totally the cure
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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