So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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