Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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