theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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