I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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