Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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