I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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