This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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