This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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