I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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