I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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