I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Someone came in the potted fern
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
