Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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