if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
then he tried to convert me to islam
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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