I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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