I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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