great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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