I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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