I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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