I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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