I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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